{"id":56,"date":"2011-04-01T22:18:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T22:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/?page_id=56"},"modified":"2021-11-20T09:02:03","modified_gmt":"2021-11-20T17:02:03","slug":"the-premise","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/?page_id=56","title":{"rendered":"The Premise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was an old Grue that was having trouble finding enough food.\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t like the old days, when adventurers would stumble into his slobbering fangs willy nilly.\u00a0 He needed to find more prey&#8230;. maybe if he hid in <a title=\"The Project\" href=\"http:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/?page_id=2\">this old phone<\/a>&#8230;..<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_17\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/?attachment_id=17\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-17\" src=\"http:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_1065-e1300218543894-300x222.jpg\" alt=\"Classic Dutch phone.\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_1065-e1300218543894-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_1065-e1300218543894-1024x760.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Classic Dutch phone.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was an old Grue that was having trouble finding enough food.\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t like the old days, when adventurers would stumble into his slobbering fangs willy nilly.\u00a0 He needed to find more prey&#8230;. maybe if he hid in this old phone&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-56","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dial-a-grue.com\/gory\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}